September182014

cannedviennasausage:

monobeartheater:

literally what the fuck is the lego movie ive only seen gifs and they all make it look like completely seperate things they cant possibly be one plot

It’s like toy story on cocaine and it is great

(Source: splendous, via clarinet-sticks)

8PM
snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

(via clarinet-sticks)

8PM
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10 Daily Random Facts

ultrafacts:

Taylor Swift is the first woman in history to release two albums that sold more than one million copies in their opening week.

In Denmark, the movie “Die Hard with A Vengeance” is called “Die Hard: MEGA HARD.”

Thomas Jefferson invented macaroni and cheese.

Pineapples are not a single fruit, but a group of berries that have fused together.

The Nickelodeon series “The Angry Beavers” is one of the only cartoons where the clock on the wall (in most episodes) updates in real time.

Clint Eastwood was offered the role of James Bond but turned it down because he believed the character should be played by an English actor.

Jon Bon Jovi owns a restaurant with no prices - Guests pay whatever they can or volunteer in exchange for their meal.

It’s possible for bilinguals to be dyslexic in one language, but not the other.

Some shelters do not allow the adoption of black cats during October because a fear of ritual tortures and killings.

Pumbaa was the first Disney character to fart.

Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

8PM

gaydicks420:

the sims 4 announcements are so bleak and depressing out of context 

(via clarinet-sticks)

8PM

fstw:

amoyed:

fstw:

amoyed:

fstw:

amoyed:

I wanna fuck so many of you

Nice nice but I wanna eat this turkey bacon BLT

what the fuck is a blt

Do you not have Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwiches in the UK….

if we did we’d just call it a “bacon lettuce tomato sandwich”

So you guys don’t have abbreviations either? Laugh Out Loud…..

(via clarinet-sticks)

8PM
lamelohan:

"average life goals"

lamelohan:

"average life goals"

(Source: crrabs, via clarinet-sticks)

September172014
8PM
superhighschoollevelpessimist:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT




the added directions are great.'insert peanuts''gradually become irritated''cresc., or not''untie slip knot''bow real fast, slippage may occur'

Release the penguins

superhighschoollevelpessimist:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

the added directions are great.
'insert peanuts'
'gradually become irritated'
'cresc., or not'
'untie slip knot'
'bow real fast, slippage may occur'

Release the penguins

(Source: someone-inconspicuous, via clarinet-sticks)

8PM
saberspinner:


Bold & Brash S. Tentacles, 2001

More like belongs in the trash

saberspinner:

Bold & Brash
S. Tentacles, 2001

More like belongs in the trash

(Source: sanderwallace, via clarinet-sticks)

8PM
8PM
brainstatic:

This is the English word I want to get tattooed on my wrist. It means “to keep breathing even though the water rises all around you.” English is such a mystical exotic language. They can fit so much meaning into so small a word.

brainstatic:

This is the English word I want to get tattooed on my wrist. It means “to keep breathing even though the water rises all around you.” English is such a mystical exotic language. They can fit so much meaning into so small a word.

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

8PM
ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

PLEASE CLICK THE SOURCE PLEASE WATCH THIS ITS GOLD

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

PLEASE CLICK THE SOURCE PLEASE WATCH THIS ITS GOLD

8PM

hobbitts:

not stoned, just slightly pebbled

(via hotboyproblems)

8PM

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

(Source: daftvunk, via clarinet-sticks)

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